Friday, April 14, 2006


Dedicated to you red heads out there

Ginger Kids

Red makes mad...Three angry goats...

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Muppet Competition - Insert your caption

Send us a 25 word caption and the winner will be announced shortly....very shortly.
3 Goats of Despair

Monday, April 03, 2006

Houston... we have a crack problem

Remember "and I will always love you" that really annoying song with the chorus that went forever, with that really annoying chick singing with the voice that never stopped?

Well, she's a crack ho...

Read all about it

One Indifferent, confused goat.. what was the question?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

But in turn-of-the-century rural Cuba, goat suckling was quite common

Yeah, justify it how you wish... welcome to April...

Read all about it at

One willing goat

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Bloody stupid seppos

That 'bloody' ad. Sure, it's stupid, but who the fuck could possibly be offended by it? Apparently everybody. Now the stupid conservative seppos are in on it. (Mind you, getting the bible belt to complain about anything is like shooting fish in a barrel.)

A major conservative American lobby group is set to unleash a campaign of protest against Australian tourism's "where the bloody hell are you?" TV advertisement.

"I don't want my children to hear that phrase.

"It's a shocking phrase because we're not familiar with it.

"I guess they use it all the time in Australia, but it's a foreign language here so I think it'll have a negative impact rather than positive."

Foreign language. Right. And the most fucking pisspoor excuse:

"When you think 'bloody' in America you think the red liquid that flows from human bodies which is usually a sign of some kind of violence," Sharp said.

So women experience 'some kind of violence' once a month eh?

Her: "Don't talk to me you insensitive oaf"
Him: "Sounds like she's experiencing some kind of violence"

"Australians are spending all of these millions of dollars inviting us, and if we go over there are we going to be exposing our kids to foul language and images of bloody?

I guess the Passion of the Christ was a family movie then...

3 angry goats

Physical Culture

Honestly, what is this shit anyway?

Does anybody realise how arse-numblingly boring this shit is when you're a 10 year old boy being forced to watch this fucked up sport? World, this is my revenge.

Five very angry goats

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

People Who Share Themselves With the World - Part 2

What is wrong with Europeans?

3 goats with tails between their legs

Hairy Gay Europeans

It reminds me of a story. I have a hairy gay friend. For a laugh he calls himself 'The Hairy Fairy'. Fairynuff. Some other guy walks in who overhears my friend calling himself 'The Hairy Fairy'. To which he replies, "Are you hairy?"

2 gay goats

Thursday, March 16, 2006

What is wrong with this picture?

Answer: He roots goats.

Article in The Sun

Quote of the day: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Bullshit Quote of the day: "I have never done anything like this before."

Five Angry but "subdued" Goats that "aren't too upset"

Fellow Goat Lover

Any website that starts with:

Dear Fellow Goat Lover,

Finally, a breakthrough new book, just for people like you (and me) who are enthusiastic about Goats

is worth a post! Check it out:

Fellow Goat Lover

One Happy Goat

Don't forget:

You’ll soon have such amazing goats your neighbours will be scratching their heads in wonder…and be asking “how?”


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Tuesday, March 14, 2006


Can kiss my flabby white arse. Words alone cannot describe the intense hatred I have for people fucked enough to join this cult.

I mean, look what it did to Tom Cruise! Fucking fruitcake.

5 angry goats

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Look out! Goat About!

I could have swore I met a goat the other night whilst walking home. Which isn't that unusual until it spoke to me. It was then that I realised that this goat did in fact have a human head! This led me to do some research and it appears I'm not the only (thank god):

Washington Post

A historical look:


Well lets see what Wikipedia has to say"


I think I found him:


One Happy human-headed goat

Friday, March 10, 2006

For all the wimmyn out there

I choose the Lesbian Power Authority as my trusted electricity provider. I really dig their services. They know just what a gal needs, and they make really wonderful mellow music.

Lesbians with hoes. There's got to be a joke in there somewhere.

3 gay goats

Young Liberals

Could there be more of a group of out of touch losers than the Young Liberals? I mean, what average, normal and everyday young person worships Robert Menzies? Weird fucknuts.

From their website...

"The Young Liberal Movement has been an important part of the Liberal Party for over 50 years and continues to provide the Party with new ideas & policies designed to help keep the Party in touch with the views of mainstream youth."

'Mainstream' youth? Show me a teenager who scoffs at those sneaky loony lefty pinko bastards, reads Miranda Devine and listens to Alan Jones. (I still don't know how he can get away with that 'men's lavatory incident' and still be the king of the blue rinse set, spouting his right wing hate crap.)

And my favourite...

"In the beginning was Menzies."

What, they now worship the fucker like God?

Oh yeah, and their website SUCKS ARSE!

5 very angry goats