Satanic accessories - or Samsonitis
I may have some irrational hatreds, but this one is perfectly fucking rational and I challenge anyone to say otherwise. If ever there was an invention spawned by beelzebub himself, it's those suitcases with handles that people roll along the ground.
Why?
1. People who are too goddamn lazy to carry a suitcase must be tools.
2. The dicks who own these suitcases invariably walk just in front of you and in a manner such that you end up tripping over their godless accessories.
3. When these lamos reach the top of a set of stairs, what do they do? They stop to extend the handle while you run into the back of them. Grrrrrrrrrrr!!
4 angry goats
Why?
1. People who are too goddamn lazy to carry a suitcase must be tools.
2. The dicks who own these suitcases invariably walk just in front of you and in a manner such that you end up tripping over their godless accessories.
3. When these lamos reach the top of a set of stairs, what do they do? They stop to extend the handle while you run into the back of them. Grrrrrrrrrrr!!
4 angry goats
posted by craig at 3:28 pm
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